10 Funny Jokes

Are you in need of a good laugh? Look no further than these 10 hilarious jokes that are sure to brighten up your day! From Scrabble mishaps to clever puns, these jokes will have you chuckling in no time. So sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy some good old-fashioned humor. Without further ado, let’s dive into our top 10 funny jokes.

• Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

• Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

• During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife sighed and said, “You know, if something happened to Lloyd, I don’t think I could ever marry again.” Her friend asked, “What if you met someone who was rich and handsome?” My wife replied, “Well, then I’d just have to learn to love him.”

• My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman. “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “what would you get?” “A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”

• At a local coffeehouse, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!” An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all you want, get a TV!”

• My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

• A man said to his wife, “I’ll never leave you. You’re the love of my life.” She replied, “Is that you or the wine talking?” He said, “It’s me talking to the wine.”

• A wife asked her husband, “What do you love most about me, my beauty or my brains?” He replied, “Your sense of humour.”

• A husband and wife were watching TV when the husband said, “I’m tired. Can you get me a beer?” The wife replied, “Get it yourself. I’m not your slave.” The husband said, “Fine, then can you at least iron my shirt before you go?”

• Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.